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I'll do a picture post soon. Depending on what your definition of soon is.

On the car ride to work

VV: Matthew McConaughey (dude I totally had to look up the spelling for that one) is totally awesome. He rides with that biker dude!
me: Biker dude?
VV: You know, that biker dude! He lost one of his balls!
me: You mean Lance Armstrong? When you say "biker dude" it makes me think of someone who rides a motorcylce.
VV: He looks like a motorcycle!
me: What?

In the office

So the Counselor was talking about how Japanese people have all these little weird contraptions and make crazy things out of paper and how they were just weird and crazy in general.

me: The Counselor's making fun of me.
VV: You make square watermelons!

Okay so maybe you had to be there.

But seriously, picture post coming soon. I've been super wiped-out lately for some unknown reason which is weird because I've been getting the recommended amount of sleep on a pretty regular basis (I'm getting old) which used to be kind of unheard of for me. Maybe it's stress. Anyway. Have a happy hump day!


(link) Midori | 0 comments | 2:58 PM


He also has nicer eyelashes than I do

And speaking of legs and how horrible mine are, I think it's freakishly unfair that VV's legs are so much prettier than mine. UNFAIR. They're a little too muscular to really look good on a girl (and a little hairy too I guess but that's easily remedied) but they're waaay better than mine which don't look good on anybody. His legs are lean and shapely with a slim, pretty ankle. Plus he doesn't have my weird doughy-looking knees. Good thing he doesn't wear short shorts or miniskirts or else the world would know that my boyfriend has nicer legs than I do.

Except I just blogged about it so I guess it doesn't really matter.

I've chewed about five pieces of gum in the past 45 minutes. I am a monster.


(link) Midori | 0 comments | 2:30 PM


I am all ready for spring but spring is not ready for me (and my blindingly white legs)

So Sunday was incredibly warm and sunny and it got me all excited thinking that the weather was going to start warming up so I dressed all spring-y and crap and stepped outside and it was overcast. DAMMIT. So I figured the outfit would be good for photos at least so I got home and got all ready to do self-portraits and then realized that I had left my dslr camera battery at the office. DAMMIT. So I just used my point and shoot to take these incredibly crappy pictures and after looking at them I'm pretty convinced that I must have the ugliest legs on the planet. What are the odds that a single person would end up with abnormally short legs that are both muscle and fat prone? And they're weird shaped. Life is so not fair. That skirt is high waisted and kept riding up a little higher than I'd like which was annoying. However, putting on that skirt made me happy for the first time ever that my butt is as flat as Kansas because if my rear end had any dimension whatsoever (which it does not) I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have been able to put it on. I have wide-ass hips (hehe "ass hips") and that smocked waistband does not stretch as much as it should. Anyway.

I really need to go to the gym today.


(link) Midori | 0 comments | 11:54 AM


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