VV: Matthew McConaughey (dude I totally had to look up the spelling for that one) is totally awesome. He rides with that biker dude!
me: Biker dude?
VV: You know, that biker dude! He lost one of his balls!
me: You mean Lance Armstrong? When you say "biker dude" it makes me think of someone who rides a motorcylce.
VV: He looks like a motorcycle!
me: What?

In the office

So the Counselor was talking about how Japanese people have all these little weird contraptions and make crazy things out of paper and how they were just weird and crazy in general.

me: The Counselor's making fun of me.
VV: You make square watermelons!

Okay so maybe you had to be there.

But seriously, picture post coming soon. I've been super wiped-out lately for some unknown reason which is weird because I've been getting the recommended amount of sleep on a pretty regular basis (I'm getting old) which used to be kind of unheard of for me. Maybe it's stress. Anyway. Have a happy hump day!