"You haven't even tried to be my Facebook friend!" he exclaimed.

"That's because I don't add anybody." I retorted.

"Neither do I!"

"Well I guess we're...we're in a gridlock." I said, the red wine I had consumed was getting in the way of my vocabulary. I meant to say "deadlock".

That was the beginning of the sparkling wine tasting, before we'd opened a single bottle of sparkling wine. The weather was bad and people were staggering in. In the meantime, we opened up some bottles of red wine to get the party going. By the time everyone that was expected to be there on time had showed up I was already feeling a good red wine buzz.

There was an abundance of food and tooo muuchhh wiiiine. It lasted maybe 5 hours and I'm not entirely sure what we did for that entire time. I did have a good time, though!

Photos and maybe a video (!) coming up later. We'll see when I get time to edit. Probably sooner than later since VV is going to be gone for most of the week (sad). In the meantime, here's a photo of someone (Lina?) putting a penis on my face.