And now, pictures. Not from yesterday.

me looking satanic

annoyingly matchy-matchy. it was an accident.

not real sunchips

new favorite snack

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I can't believe January is just about over. Life really is like a roll of toilet paper.

vv being weirdly anal-retentive about his potatoes. you had to be there.

i was having some serious issues with my camera or something. i couldn't get clear photos! this pic is giving me a headache.

vv made these and they were delicious

that's generally how he rolls

vv in his happy spot: by the food, drinking a beer

posting this because it's one of the few photos of me i have from this day...and it's not even really a photo of me :P

west coast reppin' in his pimp jacket

VV said this was the first time they'd tried a potluck-type thing with his friends and that the whole thing went remarkably well. I think that the biggest culinary achievement (for me) was discovering that dark stouts are a fine substitute for coffee (which, in case you don't know me, I've pretty much gave up back in 2005) when eating breakfast rich chocolate goodies.

Woohoo another timely update? WOOHOO.

not quite pippi

dual showerheads would have been more impressive if the shower curtain actually spanned the width of the shower

blackberry hoooo

penis cakes? why yes!

catching someone else's flash

I excel at being really fucking creepy when I'm drunk

So about that last photo. I was at the height of my inebriation and decided that I wanted that random dude's hat, so what do I do? I take creepy stalker photos of him that's what. How does that even make sense I have no idea. Also, later that night as we were waiting to get Dee's car out of valet, she noticed some chick's shoes that she liked and wanted to know where she got them from so naturally I went up to her and asked her. And then I noticed her jacket and asked her where she got that too. And this doesn't sound that weird when I write it but trust me, it was really creepy of me. She probably updated her facebook status later that night talking about the crazy girl she encountered in Hollywood. ANYWAY.

Other than my own creeper status I think it was a good night. The rest of the girls stayed at a hotel (pictured) but I drove back since I had to be up early to prep for the next day's get together. Photos coming soon.

needed to try batali's olive oil gelato

trying to save a terribly dark photo

This weekend was draining, but all that means is that I was able to sleep well last night despite a brief afternoon nap and 1.5 Coke Zeroes. Except I woke up in the middle of the night laughing for no apparent reason. WEIRD.

Also, I dreamt that I was a bridesmaid, though I'm not sure who the bride was (or the groom, for that matter). Leanne, Leeners, Denise were also bridesmaids and we were a HOT MESS dude. We were doing shots and I was trying to take photos of all of us with my DSLR but my ISO settings weren't working w/ my superwide so everything came out dark. Huh.

Anyway, I think I got way oversocialized this past weekend. I'm getting after-the-fact social anxiety which probably doesn't make any sense but whatever. I need to sleep. I also need to not drink for a few days maybe.

(MAYBE.)

vv's sausage chili cheese fries

is that dude looking at me?

we're at a different place now and vv is not dancing despite what this photo may tell you

shave(d)

Anybody up for some sausage?

While we were at milk + honey I was sitting in such a way that the Counselor had a clear view of the bottom of my boot.

Counselor: You have BM on the bottom of your shoe
me: WHAT???

Counselor: Oh wait...it says 6M

Holy crap. Not literally, though, thank goodness.