ANYWAY.

What's on my wishlist this year?

• Boots that a) fit my abnormally short, abnormally thick calves and b) don't look horrible on me. I might as well ask for a unicorn that pukes diamonds and lays golden eggs.
• AMAZON GIFT CARDS. Mostly because there's a metric fuckton of camera stuff I want to buy.
• More Uniqlo heattech camisoles and l/s tees. Also, Uniqlo heattech tights. I need to go back to New York. Or Japan.
• About negative ten pounds in weight
• And about (positive) six inches in height

For those of you who are only here for the pictures, don't fret! I have a few photos in the pipeline that I'll post within the next couple of days.

Have a happy December bee-yotches and keep your feets warm.