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We have an Ikea Expedit (not the one pictured below) shelf in the conference room. Sometimes during meetings I space out for a little while and stare at it, wondering if I could fit through one of the shelves.

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Read this review on Yelp

"I ordered the shio butter. It came quick. I looked into my bowl and saw yummy noodles... and bamboo... and fish cake... AND a piece of butter.

The butter was a little unexpected. I hurried and tried to fish out the chunk of delicious butter out of my soup bowl. Although I love butter, I have been trying to eat a little bit healthier these days."

What the sheeziefuck? If you order something called shio butter ramen YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE SURPRISED WHEN YOU'RE SERVED RAMEN WITH BUTTER IN IT.

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Enough rambling for today. Have a good weekend homefries.