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Anyway, I think I totally creeped out one of VV's neighbors yesterday. I stopped my car at a three-way intersection and kind of stared for a while at the curb ahead of me, looking to see if there were any parking spaces available. After a few seconds I noticed a guy that was crossing the street and carrying his kid had stopped just short of the curb to stare at me, probably thinking I had stopped in the middle of the street to stare at him (which I was NOT doing) and now he probably thinks I'm some creepy stalker (which maybe I am but I prefer to do all of my stalking on the internet and not in the middle of the street (unless I'm using the internet in the middle of the street. Which I wasn't) thankyouverymuch) and I hope I don't run into him again but I probably will. CRAP.

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So there was this song I liked but could not find the name or artist of for the longest time. My usual MO for this is to remember a handful of lyrics and google them, but I couldn't understand a goddamn thing they were saying so that didn't work. So last summer I sat myself down and went to YouTube and skimmed through every 90's dance mix I could find until I found one with a snippet of the song I was looking for. I then read through all the comments until I found one that identified the song and then cross-checked it by looking for that song on YouTube AND I TOTALLY DID IT! Even VV was impressed.

Less that one year later Pitbull samples it in Hotel Room Service, which means that if I'd waited one year all I'd have to do is go to the Hotel Room Service wiki page and BAM there it be. DAMMIT.

Anyway, some lady called into a radio station yesterday evening asking "LIKE OMG WHAT IS THAT SONG THEY USE IN THAT PITBULL SONG?!?" and I was like "DAMN LADY HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF THE INTERNETS" cause seriously you don't have to call into a radio station to figure that shit out.

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It took me a while to understand the concept of wiping "back to front" vs "front to back" because it took me a while to understand the concept of someone using using just one wad of toilet paper to do their business. Yes, I use a LOT of toilet paper. My ass is a tree-killer.

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I totally overuse the word awesome. And totally.