So a long time ago on Father's Day I greeted my then-boyfriend by putting his hand on my stomach and saying "Happy father's day" and he got this horrified look on his face and then after realizing I was messing with him he kind of flipped out a bit yelling "DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT" and it was all really funny because we weren't even sleeping together. So I tried the same thing with VV last night when I got home on Sunday. He was already sleeping but sort of woke up when I climbed into bed, so I repeated the whole schtick and put his hand on my stomach and said "Happy father's day" and he just said "Happy father's day!" and snuggled up next to me. I tried it again, this time placing his hand square on my stomach and said "I said HAPPY FATHER'S DAY" to which he responded by rolling onto his stomach and going to sleep.

I've been using the oil cleansing method for the past week or so and I think it actually does kind of work. Since I've started using it, I've grown two bad pimples. One on my scalp and one on the inside of my nose (WTF). It's like they all ran for cover to escape my jojoba/castor oil concoction.

Anyway, happy dad's day and happy birthday to Damon, who will always be older than me :D