I'm going to be gone for like...13-14 days. Ish. But the blog will still be updated almost every day thanks to blogger's scheduled posts. OMGAWESOME. It'll be like I never left!

Today I was driving and saw a street sign next to a park with a picture of two children on a seesaw and I got superexcited because for some reason I thought it meant the park had a seesaw and I'd never been on a seesaw before and then I felt retarded because I actually craned my neck to look at the park to see if there was a seesaw and there wasn't and then immediately remembered that street signs never mean what they say. STOP obviously doesn't mean stop because I've never actually seen anyone stop at one SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY is a total lie because those brats are madd fast and SPEED HUMP doesn't actually mean you can have a quickie in the street no matter how many times I tried to explain to the officer otherwise.

In short, no seesaws for me. At least not in the near future.