Because I've been so MIA (well sort of) here's a whole post full of non-posts that generally wouldn't warrant a post but together they are one.

(heh that didn't even make sense)

Whilst in Maryland I needed more tampons so we went to get some on a food run to the grocery store (where I made the Korean sufficiently uncomfortable in the feminine hygiene aisle heh) and for some reason they felt the need to put my tampons in another bag within the grocery bag? A bag that said "Quality Meats" of all things?

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VV, the brother and I went to dinner after work a couple of weeks ago.

VV: (watching my phone spin on the table) We could play spin the bottle!
Brother: (Looks at me, looks at VV) ...I don't like this game.

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WE'RE GOING TO NUDE NEW YORK ON SATURDAY!!!

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the Korean: I think by pickles...they mean beer.

Annnnddd....we were not in Torrance.