I saw this dude sitting at the next table over during lunch today and his pile of napkins reminded me of one of Christy's old coworkers.

Once, while I was still in college, I met up with Christy and her coworkers for lunch at a Pizza Hut (all you can eat pizza!). There was this one dude there, Tuberculosis (yes we actually used to call him that (i swear he used to have a crush on le Christy (which she denied (this is starting to look like LISP (Lots of Idiotic Stupid Parentheses?) so I'll stop here...))))...I looked under his seat/table area when we were done eating and there was a pile of, like, 6-7 crumpled up napkins. wtf? Who does that (besides him)?