Fairytale
Once upon a time in a magical faraway land called Santa Ana I had a boyfriend who was willing to change my oil for me. So when the magical time came, I bought the magical oil and he changed for me as he had promised. And I was magically happy. And then he told me he was never going to do it again because my magical car was too low.
Which is why I don't miss him at all.
The end
(I'm kidding. There are a lot of reasons why I don't miss him and him not wanting to change my oil probably isn't one of them.)
(I don't really know why I'm blogging about this.)
The end (for real)