gym people
I saw some anorexic looking chick at the gym today...it's the second time I've seen her. She's so freaky looking. All bony and frail. I'd much rather look like me than look like her. Sure I don't have much of a body but damn I wouldn't describe myself as scary which is how I would describe her *shudder*
Reasons why it's hard to take this girl seriously at the gym
-Her hair is not just down, but done. I mean, like, hair products and shit.
-Her heavy green eyeshadow and orange lipstick perfectly match the green and orange trim on her workout clothes.
-She spent about five minutes in front of the mirror fixing and adjusting said makeup and workout clothes.
In other news, Pickled Feet dude was at the gym again this morning. This time I knew better than to use a machine next to him.
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