while eating lunch...
coworker whose birthday is TODAY: i can't wait to go home and touch my [new] computer
i drop my fork in horror
korean coworker: this is why you shouldn't date computer science guys.
...and here's an edit per a request from said birthday coworker...
me: i've dated nothing but computer science guys!
coworker whose birthday is TODAY: sux2bu
ps. the spelling of "sucks to be you" was also a request from birthday coworker.