Location: Palo Verde Road
Two possibly drunk Caucasian males try to take a tree

Location: Admin Circle
Possibly drunk subject witha Toyota pickup and a U-Haul asks students if they need help moving couches

Location: Verano Pre-school
Male subject wrapped in a blanket for several hours.

Location: Frost Street
Dispatch receives a call from a child saying, "there are bugs in the water, can't swim."

Location: Langson Library
Officer locates a triangle sign painted green. Log note only; facilities notified and will remove paint.

Location: Middle Earth Housing
Report of an upset male, looking for a girlfriend who has been cheating on him.

Is UCI not awesome? Ha!

On another note, had a nice weekend. Dinner at Chat Noir in Costa Mesa last night. More later. Maybe.

edit: I just noticed that on the cover of the new u under "contents", it says "Police Lob".