Suckage
I just ate half of a (small) doughnut because I need a little food in my stomach before I can take my Advil (bloody hell! Literally!). Lyndon is currently eating another doughnut plus the half I left behind. Why is it that half a doughnut makes me expand to amazing widths but one and a half doughnuts does absolutely nothing to him? Yesterday we both went to Jack in the Box for lunch. I had a southwest chicken salad and didn't use the dressing or eat the cheese. He had a breakfast burrito, a breakfast jack, and a hash brown.
I guess part of it is because he's a foot taller than me.
Unfair unfair unfair.
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