However, after a terribly long-feeling winter I have now returned to my natural pastiness which is bad bad bad since I have a sunny cruise on the horizon. I saw Banana Boat's gradual self-tanner in some magazine recently and the magazine stated that it will make you significantly tanner in about five days. It was two-for-one at Target so I figured why the hell not?

The stuff isn't bad. It smells more like a regular lotion (unlike the Jergens stuff which has what Leanne described as a BBQ sauce-y smell) and after three applications I can safely say that I am no longer paper-white but instead a nice, healthy off-white :)

My legs are hurting hurting I really hope I'm not getting sick....