So I was checking out our new polycom video thing and realized that I have horrible monster bags under my eyes. The polycom made them look even worse than I had previously believed them to be. How do I get rid of them? Celebrities never seem to have them. If you are a celebrity, please leave a comment telling me how to rid myself of these monstrosities.

Not that celebrities ever visit my page.

Well, actually, Kristen Kreuk once visited...and left comments!

Yeah, I'm kidding. It wasn't really Kristen Kreuk.

1) I don't think she's ever seen this page.
2) Even if she did, I don't think she'd leave one comment...let alone two
3) Even if she did visit my page and commented, I don't think they would say "Man if I was a guy and I was dating myself, I'd hit that shit like no other!" and "I think hapa girls are hotter than hapa guys. Just look at me. I'm absolutely gorgeous."

Okay I'm blathering now.

On another note, who actually reads this page (meaning you are a repeat visitor)? I'm just curious. Leave a comment down below...you don't even need to leave your name if you don't want to :)

I feel like eating a grilled cheese sandwich. I have lots of troubles but clearly my stomach troubles are no more.