lefty
I was struggling so much trying to cut the nails on my left hand with my nail clippers that I was actually wondering whether I had somehow managed to buy a pair of left-handed nail clippers. Until I realized how stupid a concept left-handed nail clippers is.
As it turns out, it had more to do with the angle than anything. That, and the fact that the nail clippers were cheap. In any case, I need new nail clippers.
In other news, I found Pravda at a nearby liquor store. My nail clippers may be cheap, but my vodka sure isn't. I know my priorities.