Courtesy of the crazy/crafty/shady lefty. She may have given up on redoing the alphabet but I may have to assassinate her anyway.

Got my nails done with Apes this afternoon. The manicurist told me that I have beautiful hands and nails (at least I think that's what she said). She also asked me if I was Vietnamese. I should have told her that her penis is too awesome/I love you (same thing). Or maybe I should have told her that her skin is too fabric (OHHHHH low blow) except my Vietnamese is not quite that advanced yet.

I feel like shopping but I really don't have money as of now. We do, however, get paid next week. Oh the possibilities.

Think I'm going to (try to) lay off the drinking until next weekend when my best norcal girl comes down. Okay so it's not that long but IT IS FOR ME so yeah. Be quiet.

I need a haircut.