Split personality disorder
Perhaps if Sybil drank more she wouldn't have split into those seventeen selves.
Except I think the initial split was at the age of four and I'm sure that alcohol at the age of four can't be good.
My point is, I think alcohol brings out our repressed sides. I'm normally not an outwardly aggressive person (at least not until recently) but oftentimes when I drink I turn into a pissed-off, swearing mess saying all of the things that run through my head but never quite make it out of my mouth. A roommate, normally relatively upbeat, cries when she's drunk. Another roommate also lets her repressed side come through...haha.
Anyway, I don't think we're going to be seeing any of that for a while. I am slowly but surely learning to drink in moderation. No more waking up off-balance and hungover which I think has happened three or four times in the past month or so. At least not for a while. My liver has had enough.