Guy: So does your boyfriend ever say anything about your boobs? (read: Has your boyfriend ever told you that your boobs are too small?)
Me: No. (read: No. Unlike you, he knows better)
This was the third or fourth comment he had made about my boobs in the space of like, two months. I had known him for like, two months. I think they really bothered him or something because he would not lay off. Fricken' a...you'd think I was concave or something the way he talked about them.