So instead I'm doing this. Courtesy of Damon and BubbleBoy.

Series 1: Basics

Name: Kelly
Birthday: 10/16
Birthplace: Pasadena
Current Location: Irvine
Current School: UCI
Current Job: Library labor
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Righty or Lefty: right
Zodiac Sign: your mom
Innie or Outtie: concave
Religion: Jodo shinshu buddhist

Series 2: Who is...? the Prettiest male you know: your mom
the Prettiest female you know: I love you
the Weirdest person you know: thanks a lot
the Loudest person you know: I had an answer for this a second ago and I forgot
the Quietest person you know: This one too
the Sweetest person you know: haven't conducted a taste test...yet
the Sexiest person you know: oh baby
Your close friends: You know who you are
The prettiest celebrities: Talk to me and I'll let you know
Your hero(es): Um...
Your favorite character(s): Movie? Cartoon? The best movie character ever has to be GoGo ;D

the person that Knows the Most about you: Hard to say but it might be April since she's the one I keep up every night with all of my talking.
the person you Love the Most in the whole entire world right now: There's more than one kind of love, right?
forever: Family. Family is constant.
your Crush?: the bf of course
Most Boring Teacher: Possibly my writing 39c teacher. But nothing is interesting at 8am

Series 3: What is...?

your most overused phrase on aol: your mom
the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning: SO SLEEPY
last image/thought you go to sleep with: I have no idea. Sometimes I don't even know if I fell asleep or not. If that makes any sense.
your best feature: My intimidating size.
your greatest accomplishment: I haven't failed anything....yet. Knock on wood.
your most missed memory: Not worrying about anything. Holy poop I miss that.

Series 4: Do You...?

take a shower everyday: Yes
have a(any) crush(es): Yes
think you know you've been in love: Yes
want to get married: Most likely...
Believe in yourself: I dunno...
have any tattoos/where?: Oh heeellll no. Imagine what it's going to look like in 50 years. Yuck.
piercings/where?: Ears. One each.
get motion sickness: Nope
think you're a health freak: Good health or bad health?
get along with your parents: pretty much
like thunderstorms: Actually...kind of.

Series 5: Your Future

Age you hope to be married?: Late 20's early 30's. Whenever I have a stable job.
Number & Names of Children: 2 at the very most. I don't know about names. I still have fifteen years to decide.
Where do you see yourself at age 20?: Sitting at the MRC filling out a profile.
Describe your Dream Wedding: At Nishi. Oh, and I'd probably want to be wearing a dress. Probably in white. Oh yeah, and there'll be a groom there. And maybe some flowers.
What do you want to be when you grow up?: I think I'm going to be growing sideways.
What country would you most like to visit?: JAPAN

Series 6: What you think of the opposite sex?

best eye color?: Prob brown. best hair color?: Dark.
short or long hair?: Clean cut. best height?: Taller than me. I don't think I'm going to have any problems with that.
best articles of clothing?: Boxers. Because going commando is so not cool.
best first date location?: It shouldn't matter as long as the person you're with is bitchin'.
best first kiss location?: Haha
describe your dream mate: Someone who makes me feel secure, but not smothered. Among other things.

Series 7: Other What do you Wear to bed?: Depends on the weather.
when's the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?: Dude...it's been so long.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: I hate the phone.
What's on your mouse pad?: No mouse pad. Actually I have a Dalai Lama mouse pad but I never use it.
How many houses have you lived in?: 1
How many schools have you gone to?: Seven. Eight if you count my summer at CSULA.
What color is your bedroom carpet?: Slate at home. Beige at the apartment.
Are you in love?: yes
Have you ever been in love?: Prior to the bf, no.
Are you sexually active?: No
Do you have a significant other?: Yes
How well do love and sex go together?: I'll tell you later
Would you ever give oral sex in a random hookup?: Freaky
Do you even do random hookups?: No
Have you ever been a "slut" or a "player" in a serious manner?: Nope
Do you use people?: try not to
Been used?: haven't we all at some point?
Do you believe in waiting until marriage to have sex?: For others? They can do whatever they want. For myself? We'll see what happens.
Have you ever had a crush on a friend's boy/girlfriend?: Nope
Is it really better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all?: Maybe. But on the other hand, ignorance is bliss.
Has anyone ever used a pick up line on you?: Nope
Do you like bad boys?: I don't think so.
What's your favorite toy(s)?: Toy?
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: None were qualified.
Do you joke about sex a lot?: I'll give you three guesses.
Can you relate anything to sex?: Do you think?
When was the last time you got some?: bf gave me a pineapple yesterday.
Is there someone you're longing to be with right this very second?: My bed
So, what's your ideal romantic date?: Somewhere other than here
If you liked someone and they asked you out, but they didn't believe in sex before marriage, would you turn them down?: Probably not.
Does someone's social status/reputation have an effect on whether you would say yes or no if they asked you out?: yes
Would you date someone who would be likely to get you in trouble?: No
What about masturbating, do you do it?: Nope.
Ever been caught masturbating?: No
Ever been caught doing something sexual with someone?: No
Ever walked in on your parents having sex?: Nope
Do you carry condoms even if you never end up using them?: With me? no
Would you/have you ever skinny dipped?: I think I'm too self concious
If someone paid you, would you have sex with someone of the same sex as you?: How much? ;D
Are you straight or gay?: According to some test online I am 30% homosexual.
If you could, would you look in on someone having sex?: I don't think so.
Would you look in on your parents having sex?: That's disgusting
Girls, have you ever been pregnant?: Every month I spontaneously abort
Guys, your girl ever been pregant? : I've got baby mommas up the yinyang
Do you think any of your siblings are sexy?: Yech
Have you ever had sex with a stranger?: No
If not, do you want to?: Nope
Which one are you more afraid of getting...AIDs or Pregnant?: You can do something about a pregnancy

Have you tried:
Caffine: yes
Alcohol: yes
Tobacco: no
Marijuana: no
Cocaine: no
LSD: no
PCP: no
DMT: no
Ketamine: no
Dextromethorphan: no
Opium: no
Heroin: no
Morphine: no
Methadone: no

What do(es) your name(s) mean?: Kelly Green. My parents thought it was funny.
How old are you?: Guess.
How old is your mentally (as in are you mature?)?: An online test told me 23. I have my doubts.
Describe yourself in 5 words: I'm not quite all there.
What are your worst qualities?: bitchy and judgemental.
What are your best qualities?: Uh...
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?: Lately? About 15 minutes. Unless I lose my keys.

~SLEEP~

Do you dream at night?: Yes
Do you remember your dreams?: Most of the time
Describe one: I recently had a nightmare about my first day of tutoring.
What time do you go to bed usually?: Later than I should.
What time do you wake up normally?: From here on out, 7am.
What time do you wake up on weekends?: As late as possible on Saturday and at nine (or I try) on Sundays
Do you find waking late nice or annoying?: nice. Do you sleep with one pillow or 2?: 2-4

~SCHOOL~ Do you like school?: NO
Why/why not?: It makes me crazy.
Whats ur fave subject?: Don't even.
Most hated subject?: Hardware
Do you have a fave teacher?: Some are better than others
Ever had a crush on a teacher/coach?: NO
Are you a maths/science person or an english/drama person?: I don't know anymore. Maybe neither

~FAMILY~

Do you like your parents?: Sure
Ever run away form home?: nope.
Ever thought about it?: Of course.
Do you have any siblings?: Brady
If so, do you like or get annoyed with them?: Used to
How old are they?: 18
If not, do you mind being an only child?: I'm glad I'm not
Do you feel your parents spoil you?: Yeap
Do you not get along with any of your family?: Not really
Do you have a big family get togethers ever?: Nope

~RELATIONSHIPS~

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes
If so, are you in love with them?: yes
Do they love you?: I hope so
Do you have a crush?: Uh huh...
If so, are you in love?: Your mom
Do they know you like them?: I hope so
Is it serious or playful?: like your mom
How long have you liked them?: 2 years +
Ever done something stupid to impress them?: Didn't have to...mahahah
Have you ever experienced unrequited love?: Thankfully, no
Even know what it is?: Yes

~Religion~

Do you have a religion?: Yes
Do you practice it i.e go to church?: yes
Do you beleve in God?: no
Jesus?: not in the biblical sense
Satan?: no
Heaven?: no
Hell?: I'm in it
If you died tomorrow what do you believe will happen to you?: I will probably end up in a coffin and eventually be put in a box and on a shelf
Does death scare you?: Nope. Pain scares me.

~Morals~

Have you ever been drunk?: Nope
taken drugs?: Legal
stolen?: BBQ sauce =0
shoplifted?: BBQ SAUCE =0
lied to a boyfriend or girlfriend?: When necessary
gotten into a fight?: Hahahaha....what do you think?
are you more innocent or guilty?: You tell me.
Would you date a drug addict?: NO
have you ever had to look after someone who was a drug addict?: nope
Are you racist?: Yes
Are you discriminatory to anyone?: Yes.
have you been a hypocrite in the past?: Yes
Do you have an open or closed mind to other people's beliefs and feelings?: I think I'm pretty open
~Media~

Do you watch tons of tv?: Nope
How many times have you been to the movies in the past 6 months?: 2-3
Do you listen to the radio often?: At times
Do you read the newspaper?: No
Do you read magazines?: Yes.
Are you a couch potato?: I'm a bed potato
Do you use the internet too much?: Used to.

~Music~ Whats your fave style of music?: It varies. Right now it's Bic Runga's music...whatever style that may be
Do you play an instrument?: used to play a couple
Do you sing?: to your mom
What's your fave band?: favorite artist at this time is Bic Runga!
Why?: why not?
Have you met them before?: I'd love to see her live. Is there anyone who'd go with me if she came to California?
Name 3 cds that you've bought in the past 6 months: Beautiful Collision, Drive, and I can't remember the last CD I bought before that. Might have been Dangerously in Love but that was a long time ago...
Why did you buy them?: good stuff.

~Sport~

Whats your fave sport?: I like the water. I also like tennis but I suck.
Whats your fave sport to watch?: boring
Do you have a fave team of any sort?: nope
Do you play a lot of sports?: Nope
~personality~

Are you funny or serious: both? I guess?
Creative or not?: not really
Logical thinker or lateral thinker?: I prefer logic...I think
Are you outgoing or shy?: depends on who I'm with
Are you lazy or active?: bum
Have you ever been hyperactive?: I guess so?
Are you naturally a hyperactive person?: nah

~Looks~

Are you happy with the way you look?: Yeah. Except I wish I wasn't so damn tall.
What would you change?: Height, weight, bone structure, etc.
Do you wear makeup regularly?: semi
Do you have a large wardrobe?: nope

~Money~

Do you have a job?: Yes
Do you like it?: I guess?
Are you a saver or spender?: Now...spender.
Do you work hard or slack off?: slacker
Have you ever been fired?: no
In trouble at work?: yes
Made a major mistake?: yes
Ever had money stolen from you?: ummm I don't think I have...
Are you always broke?: yes

~embarassing moments~

Your all time most embarassing moment?: Possibly when I ran into the wall junior year of high school. Or when I fell backwards during preseason.
Ever snorted drink out of your nose?: yes
Ever giggled like an idiot?: is there any other way to giggle?
Ever embarrased yourself and pretended nothing happened?: haha...yes
Ever tripped in front of someone you liked?: I trip in front of everyone
Ever said something really stupid?: Yes.
Ever snorted while laughing?: nope
Ever fallen off a bed?: yes
Ever sleepwalked?: no
Ever talked in your sleep?: I don't know. I was sleeping.

~Memories~

Whats your best memory?: I forgot
Worst?: I probably blocked it out
Whats the weirdest memory you have?: That's a weird question.
Do you have a good memory?: I remember useless details. If it's important, I probably forgot.
what's the coolest holiday you remember having?: the one I spent with your mom.

Haha...that was useless.