My dad gave me an electric toothbrush.  I can't seem to use it without drooling.  
I now have mouthwash in my mouth.  For some reason, I have this urge to swallow it.  I'm going to go spit it out now.
Oh dear....are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Let's not go there.  
I didn't really have time to shower.
But I showered anyway because I'm not that kind of ICS-er (I Can't Shower).  
I'm so fresh, so clean.
Okay bye.