I was going to Irvine on Thursday and I was going to get gas on the way to the freeway entrance. One of the lanes on SG Blvd. was blocked by this huge thing. As I was driving past I saw it was a big white thing with this purple spotted thing winding around it. It was a Rose float.

I watched Goldmember...

...and didn't really like it, although it was rather satisfying to see Britney's head blow up. Speaking of Britney, I've got to work on my thumbs down list.

I once licked my teacher

When I was in preschool we shrimpkins were pretending that we were dogs (I have no idea why). I think I got a little too into the role.

My friend once peed on my sock

In preschool we had naptime. We all got our own cot. Once I left my sock under my friend's cot, and I guess she didn't make it to the bathroom in time...

I want to run through the halls of my high school...

...I want to scream at the top of my lungs

(just two of my favorite lines in a song)

So my Chinese math teacher has an accent...

...a Japanese accent. I'm fairly sure the surname Xu is Chinese. Besides, there's no X in Japanese.

My boyfriend cheats at thumbwrestling.

And sometimes I do too.