My writing professor is brimming with big words and dramatic gestures.I think he thinks I'm stupid.
Anyway, let me begin from the beginning.
Which is usually a good place to begin.
Dontcha think?
Okay, so let me get to my point. Well, I have no point but let me just say what I have to say. I ask lots of questions and he says stuff like "Well, I would imagine that it would be self-explanatory blah blah blah blah...." What can I say? I need things spelled out for me. I'm slow. BAH. He told us to cut out unnecessary words and stuff to make our writing easier to read. I wish he'd do the same with his speech. I don't dislike the man...I just wish he were easier to understand and that he wouldn't patronize me *GAH*!!