During intermission...

H: What's going to happen?
SA: Do you really want to know?
Me: If we tell you what happens we're going to tell you the whole ending...
H: Tell me what's going to happen next!
SA: *hums wedding march*
H: They get married!!! This is a good movie!
Me: Yeah and then he leaves her.
H: He leaves her?! That butthead! This is NOT a good movie.
SA: He's supposed to leave her.
H: What a butt!
SA: Well she's a butt too! That's what the movie is all about! Two butts getting together!

After the movie...

T: Awwww...! He left her that sucks!
ST: She deserved it! She was a brat! All she cared about was money.
SA: Exactly, she was a brat. He was supposed to leave her.
T: But he left her!
SA: Come on, she was a brat!
Me: That was the best ending that could have been written. She got what she deserved. She was just using him.
T: But...still! That sucks!