-Summer before Freshman Year...I fell backwards doing a box step thing for band during preseason. I stepped too far back and tripped over the person in back of me.
       -During marching practice I tripped over something in the parking lot, and I "flew". I didn't fall though. Good thing.
       -Junior year...I tripped on the floor walking out of my English class. I tried to regain my balance...but instead I stumbled out the door and crashed into the wall. The worst thing is...no one saw me trip. They just saw me come out of the room and run into the wall.
       -A week or two ago I was walking on the sidewalk afterschool, and then I just fell over sideways. I was carrying a bunch of books too.

That's probably why I'm not in athletics. I'd probably have a broken neck by now.

       I haven't even read the book yet, and already I think "Damn, I wish I had written this." Know why? Because if I had, then I wouldn't have to read it! Maybe I shouldn't judge a book by its cover. But then again, look at the cover. Not what I'd call intriguing. Although the reviews on the book are all positive. But what else would you expect? DAMN GOVERNMENT! Some of the most ludicrous assignments come from that class. Such as that blasted magazine we had to do.
       The magazine assignment isn't totally horrible though. Look at this one. It's a very good cover, although I can't take any credit for it. It was another group who did it.

        That's my male teacher. I have to say I'm quite jealous, because his body is better than mine.

Want to see something screwed up?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAR!!!

BTW...you make a line break w/ HTML.