Round-trip flights: 2? Deceptively low.
Airports visited: 8 (BCN, LAX, EWR, BCN, CDG, LHR, LGB, SFO).
Road trips: 4 (2 to Palm Springs/Desert, 1 to SB, 1 to Pala, does that count? DO ANY OF THESE COUNT)
Train trips: 2, sort of! Thalys and Eurostar in and out of Brussels.
Hotels stayed in: 14? Holy shit. Good thing I like hotels. Also, we're getting really lazy about driving. (Standard for DTLA staycation/Smiths-Morrissey night, Orchid Suites for VMars premiere, K+K Barcelona, Hotel Louvre Montana Paris, Hotel Amigo Brussels, Corinthia London, Hilton Palm Desert, Hyatt SF, Doubletree DTLA, Hyatt Palm Springs, Pala Hotel/Casino, Villa Delle Stelle Hollywood, Presidio Motel SB, Best Western Oceanside)
Concerts: 2, pretty low compared to last year (Lykke Li, Massive Attack)
Weddings attended: 3 (Steph, Lina, Leanne!)
Weddings participated in: 2
Bachelorette parties attended: 2
Marriages of self: 0 (good)
Babies violently exploded out of the bodies of friends: 2 (congrats to Sara and Stella!)
Babies violently exploded out of the body of myself: 0 (whew)
Possible number of different things growing in my adnexa THAT SHOULD NOT BE: 3 (NONE OF WHICH ARE BABIES)
Visits to Roy's: 0
Visits to Thomas Keller restaurants: 1, just Ad Hoc!
Visits to José Andrés restaurants: 1, finally made it to Bazaar
Food crawls: One. Anaheim Packing House.
Places hit on our food crawl: 10?
Hours spent food crawling: around 7ish hours of EATING AND DRINKING zomg. 1 a year is enough.
Employers: 1 (yay)
Relationships: 1 (yay)
Breakups: 0 (yay)
Alcohol-induced vomiting: ZERO. Have learned to drink whilst dieting. I think.
Any other type of vomiting: 0
Number of cars: 1...but came so close to 2!
Number of car accidents: 1, TOTALLY NOT MY FAULT
Net pounds gained: -1ish?
TV series completed: none, I think.
TV series started: 4? Queer Eye (got boring after first few seasons), X-Files (literally too dark to watch at the gym, sometimes couldn't see ANYTHING), GoT (can't finish it BECAUSE IT IS NOT FINISHED), Gossip Girl (technically watched first season years ago but couldn't remember anything so just started at the beginning again).
Number of figurative candles on my figurative birthday cake: 31
Cell phones: 1, manageable because I refused to upgrade to the latest iOS

Round-trip flights: 5 (3 to Vegas, 1 to NorCal, 1 to Austin!)
Road trips: 3 (1 to Palm Springs, 1 to Vegas, 1 to Julian)
Train trips: 1 (Santa Barbara!)
Concerts: 5? (Postal Service/Yacht, IAMX, Quadron, Phantogram, Mazzy Star)
Weddings attended: 4 (Mada, Danno, ME, the Counselor)
Bachelorette parties attended: 3 (*whew*)
Engagements of friends: 3 (Leeners, Leanne, and the Counselor?)
Engagements of self: 0 (that would be weird)
Marriages of self: 1 (woo)
Pieces of mail sent: infinity
Pieces of mail sent that were not wedding related: maybe 5
Pieces of jewelry purchased for wedding: 6, not including wedding bands.  I have 3 pairs of earrings that were in the running but didn't get worn.
Visits to Roy's: 0
Visits to Thomas Keller restaurants: 3!  Two Bouchons (SB and LV) and Ad Hoc!
Visits to José Andrés restaurants: 1-3, depending on what you count.  1 actual restaurant (é at Jaleo), 1 tasting at SLS, and our wedding.  NEED MORE.)
Employers: 1 (yay)
Relationships: 1 (yay)
Breakups: 0 (yay)
Alcohol-induced vomiting: 2.  Within a couple weeks of eachother.  On weekdays.
Any other type of vomiting: 0. Because two times in a year for any reason is already too much.
Number of cars: 1
Number of car accidents: 0
Net pounds gained: -4ish.  Would have been more except I did too many fatty things post-wedding
Hours spent at the gym: 250+, pretty sure
TV series completed: 3 (Buffy (which I technically started in late 2012 but finished in 2013), Angel and Alias). streaming Netflix + gym time + unlimited data = lots of 45 minute episodes
Number of figurative candles on my figurative birthday cake: 30
Cell phones: 1--will I switch in 2014 or hold on to unlimited data?!