2014 betches

Round-trip flights: 2? Deceptively low.
Airports visited: 8 (BCN, LAX, EWR, BCN, CDG, LHR, LGB, SFO).
Road trips: 4 (2 to Palm Springs/Desert, 1 to SB, 1 to Pala, does that count? DO ANY OF THESE COUNT)
Train trips: 2, sort of! Thalys and Eurostar in and out of Brussels.
Hotels stayed in: 14? Holy shit. Good thing I like hotels. Also, we're getting really lazy about driving. (Standard for DTLA staycation/Smiths-Morrissey night, Orchid Suites for VMars premiere, K+K Barcelona, Hotel Louvre Montana Paris, Hotel Amigo Brussels, Corinthia London, Hilton Palm Desert, Hyatt SF, Doubletree DTLA, Hyatt Palm Springs, Pala Hotel/Casino, Villa Delle Stelle Hollywood, Presidio Motel SB, Best Western Oceanside)
Concerts: 2, pretty low compared to last year (Lykke Li, Massive Attack)
Weddings attended: 3 (Steph, Lina, Leanne!)
Weddings participated in: 2
Bachelorette parties attended: 2
Marriages of self: 0 (good)
Babies violently exploded out of the bodies of friends: 2 (congrats to Sara and Stella!)
Babies violently exploded out of the body of myself: 0 (whew)
Possible number of different things growing in my adnexa THAT SHOULD NOT BE: 3 (NONE OF WHICH ARE BABIES)
Visits to Roy's: 0
Visits to Thomas Keller restaurants: 1, just Ad Hoc!
Visits to José Andrés restaurants: 1, finally made it to Bazaar
Food crawls: One. Anaheim Packing House.
Places hit on our food crawl: 10?
Hours spent food crawling: around 7ish hours of EATING AND DRINKING zomg. 1 a year is enough.
Employers: 1 (yay)
Relationships: 1 (yay)
Breakups: 0 (yay)
Alcohol-induced vomiting: ZERO. Have learned to drink whilst dieting. I think.
Any other type of vomiting: 0
Number of cars: 1...but came so close to 2!
Number of car accidents: 1, TOTALLY NOT MY FAULT
Net pounds gained: -1ish?
TV series completed: none, I think.
TV series started: 4? Queer Eye (got boring after first few seasons), X-Files (literally too dark to watch at the gym, sometimes couldn't see ANYTHING), GoT (can't finish it BECAUSE IT IS NOT FINISHED), Gossip Girl (technically watched first season years ago but couldn't remember anything so just started at the beginning again).
Number of figurative candles on my figurative birthday cake: 31
Cell phones: 1, manageable because I refused to upgrade to the latest iOS

LAST YEAR